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Japanese Secret WW-II Weapon Discovered

4/13/2014

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Good thing the Japanese had not perfected their technology before we used the atomic bomb or things could have been much worse for the Allied forces.

Seen here in this just publicized, recently discovered World War Two photograph, is proof positive that the Japanese were onto something. The article I read (Which is still classified, I can't say more than that, but two words will give you a clue as to why...cement shoes! Nuff said.) that goes along with this photo stated that the guitar playing lizard was prototype model, Big Lizard 178. 

From what I can surmise from the top secret documents, is that BL 178, was a genetic experiment that went horribly array. Instead of a terrorizing lizard of immense proportions, that could emit fireballs that could sink the entire American Fleet, they came up with a model that sang Hawaiian music in the style of Don Ho. While a big hit with Japanese version of Gilligan's Island Skipper and Mary Ann, this weapon lacked the punch the Japanese military was looking for. Rumor had it that it was to be launched surreptitiously at American sailors, GI's and marines at back area USO shows with the intent of singing "Tiny Bubbles" over and over until our boys in uniform were in a hypnotic stupor, but the held to story is that the Japanese did not want to let this weapons program out of the bag at that time with hopes of protecting their secret. From what the US Intelligence agencies are now reporting,  a second baby prototype was being transported via submarine to a secret location to be grown to immense proportions using radiation technology. It is surmised that the submarine was sunk by US vessels near the deep Marianas Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Too bad. Well at least the program never back fired on the Japanese. For sure they saw the last of the Big Lizard 178 weapons program...........
Or did they???

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Dawn
4/14/2014 02:29:50 am

Do you think the readers are wondering who Don Ho is? Heh heh heh...

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